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June 20, 2005

Movie Quote Match-Up Contest

 


 

 

 

 

Movie blockbusters…as much a part of the summer season as backyard barbeques & trips to the beach.  While this summer’s line-up is filled with superheroes, talking animals, & angry aliens, our latest Astronology contest honors the classic genre of HR-themed films.  No, we don’t mean management training videos!  Although the plotlines and acting in those films are Oscar-worthy, we're referring to feature-length Hollywood films focusing on the workplace.

Try your luck at matching the following 10 quotes with their corresponding films, & email us your answers.  The lucky winner will receive a Mega Movie Night courtesy of Astron Solutions, including a Blockbuster gift certificate & other movie-related goodies.

Entries must be received by Wednesday, June 29th, 5PM EST in order to qualify.  We will accept only one entry per person. Don’t worry if you don’t think you know all of the answers.  We will choose the lucky winner from the entries with the most correct movie match-ups.  Have fun and good luck!    

      

1.)

"I'm no fool. I've killed the boss, you think they're not gonna fire me for a thing like that?"

2.)

"Greed is good!”

3.)

"First prize is a new car.  Second prize is a set of steak knives.  Third prize is...you're fired." 

4.)

"Never burn bridges.  Today's junior executive is tomorrow's senior partner."

5.)

"Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!"

6.)

"If you have education, intelligence, and ability, so much the better. But, remember that thousands have reached the top without any of these qualities."

7.)

"Who are those guys? Do they work for me?”   "Everybody works for you, Howard.”

8.)

"What's the benefit of me being an awesome wingman?”   "You get to keep your job.”

9.)

"Forget it! I'm stayin' right where I am. It's gonna take you and the police department and the fire department and the National Guard to get me outta here!"

10.)

"The network is complaining about a lack of diversity here at the station.”  "Now, stop me if I'm wrong Ed, but I believe ‘diversity’ is an old, old wooden ship built in the civil war era.”

 

A.)

Working Girl (1988)

B.)

How to Succeed in Business without Really Trying (1967)

C.)

Office Space (1999)

D.)

Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)

E.)

In Good Company (2005)

F.)

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

G.)

Norma Rae (1979)

H.)

The Aviator (2004)

I.)

9 to 5 (1980)

J.)

Wall Street (1987)

 

What People Are Saying...
 


At Astron, we consider it both a pleasure and a privilege to work with our "family" of over 210 organizations.

We continuously receive wonderful comments from our clients and thought we'd take a moment to share some of them with you.  If you would like more information on how we can help you with your own HR consulting needs, please contact us at 800-520-3889, or email us at info@astronsolutions.com.  

“The difference with Astron Solutions is their willingness and ability to design programs that specifically match our needs. They listen. They work with our management and staff teams. We don’t get canned products that simply have PowerPoint revisions with our name on them.”

 

Susan Hancox
Vice President for Administration and HR
Children’s Hospital, Boston

 

Save Your Employees from the Dark Side
Human Resource Lessons Learned from Star Wars


Through George Lucas’ storytelling, filmgoers have come to know Darth Vader as the epitome of evil.  But as viewers learn from the latest Star Wars trilogy, underneath that intimidating exterior beats the heart of a man whose turn to the dark side was largely a result of his frustration with his former employer.

What if the Jedi had an effective human resource program?  Perhaps we would have seen Anakin chatting with Yoda over intergalactic eggnog at the Jedi holiday party, rather than Darth Vader bowing to the evil emperor in Revenge of the Sith.

So where did the Jedi’s HR program go wrong?  At first glance, there doesn’t appear to be a problem. After all, the Jedi offer an excellent training program for new employees, surely making them one of the galaxy’s employers of choice.  Where else can you learn how to wield your very own lightsaber and do Jedi Mind Tricks?  They don’t offer that type of training even at Microsoft.

Concerned for employees’ futures, wise companies are.  

In Revenge of the Sith, we see that Anakin, now a Jedi Knight, has become one of the Jedi’s “star employees.”  However, even though Jedi Knight is a highly respectable title, Anakin is unhappy regarding his entry level status.  He desperately wants to be promoted to Jedi Master believing that this new title would bring him the respect that he feels he deserves.  What Anakin doesn’t seem to understand is that each Jedi Master has years of solid experience and knowledge of The Force under his or her belt.  As a result of this disconnect, Anakin becomes increasingly frustrated and considers another job offer. 

“A Career Progression program could have helped in this situation,” explained Michael Maciekowich, National Director, Astron Solutions. “Building career paths lets employees know that they are moving forward within an organization, giving them a sense of direction. Anakin would have realized that the Jedi cared about his career growth, and that the promotion to Jedi Master was an attainable goal, had there been a clear career progression program in place.”

Communicate you must. 

As the story unfolds, we see that there is also a serious lack of communication between Anakin and the Jedi’s upper management, the Jedi Council.  In fact, Anakin reveals to his wife that he feels lost and doesn’t believe that the Jedi Council trusts him. 

“The Council could have considered a First Impression Survey, which is given to employees within their first few months of employment. This is a crucial time to provide integration into the corporate culture, encourage open communication, and let new employees know that you value their feedback,” said Jennifer C. Loftus, SPHR, CCP, CBP, GRP, National Director, Astron Solutions. 

Offer great benefits, you should.

One major reason why Anakin eventually turns to the Dark Side is because he believes that they offer better “benefits” (and we don’t mean a good dental plan.)   The confused, young Jedi is concerned that he is going to lose someone close to him due to medical reasons, and believes that his new position will offer him the “ultimate” in healthcare insurance.  As he quickly learns, however, his new employer wasn’t exactly truthful about the health coverage. 

Perhaps the Jedi weren’t clearly communicating their own benefit plan to Anakin.  Increased communication and attention to employee feedback could have helped in this situation as well.

“When choosing from the vast array of benefit offerings, it is important for HR professionals to analyze their employees' needs. The Jedi Council should have asked their employees what standard and voluntary benefits would be of most value to them and work to make those benefits available,” explained Loftus.

It may be too late for Anakin / Darth Vader, but it’s not too late to save your own employees from the Dark Side. Remember, you don’t need The Force to make your team happy, just solid HR programs.

 

 



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